Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?

AND IM JUST GONNA SEX HER BODY,

SHE IS A SHIT ASS MOTHAFUCK?!!

AND FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT MUST BE KILLED.

Is Tinder the best dating app?

(3) VIBRATOR.

“SLEEP WITH TAYLOR SWIFT SEX WITH HER”

(4) NESAPORN, HOTNTUBE, AND WONPORN.

Can you turn 150 pages into a 5 minute presentation before a meeting?

(2) DILDO.

AND I FUCKING BLONDE SINGER.

(1) XNXX

Climate Disasters Hit the Brain Before Babies Are Even Born, Study Suggests - Gizmodo

LAST BUT NOT OF THE LEAST.

FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT ASSHOLE WHITE ASS SINGER,

(5) LINGERIE.

What is the most overrated pleasure? Why?

CAUSE SHE IS BITCH?!!

ALL SWIFTIES KEE HER NAME

OUTTA FUCKING NIGGA ASS MOUTH Y'ALL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why are people with Asperger syndrome unenthusiastic?

CAUSE HER SONG IS A BITCH ASS,

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTWHITEASSMOTHAFUCK.

CHRISTIAN DONT OWN TAYLOR SWIFT,

How can I fall asleep fast at night?

(3) XHAMSTER

##TAYLORSWIFTCANTSING

AND MORE AND MORE PORNWEBSITE?!!.

Why do US military soldiers/officers have a chest full of medal ribbons when they probably haven't been in a combat situation? Are the medals for attendance, good behaviour, or long service perhaps?

CAUSE I AM CHRISTIAN?!!

I HATE HER SONG LIKE “LOVE STORY AND YOU BELONG TO ME”

(4) CONDOM.

Why is the covert narcissist actively avoiding me when they see me everyday?

CAUSE SHE IS A SNAKE, SHE SELL HER SELF TO THE DEVIL,

(2) YOUPORN.

##TAYLORSWIFTSHUTHEFUCKUP.

Why am I so wanting to suck a penis?

CAN'T YOU CAN'T SING WHITH ASS NIGGA,

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTIES.

FUCK NASHVILLE WHITE ASS MOTHAFUCK,

Why are there so many illegal Haitians in Ohio? They can't walk here. Democrats flew them here to cause chaos and crime in Ohio.

HER THIGHS, PUSSY, HER ASS, AND BOOBS.

(5) SPANGBANG PORN.

##SHOUTOUTFUCKTAYLORSWIFT

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##SWIFTIESARELAME.

AND IM GONNA RAPPED HER.

##BULLSHITAYLORSWIFT.

FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT BITCH?!!

IM JUST GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HER AND IM GONNA RECORD AT ANY PORNWEBSITE

IM NOT SWIFTIES FAN AND IM ANTI- SWIFTIES,

(1) STRAPON.